Okay, quick joke that I heard while listening to one of my favorite vloggers on youtube...she's SO HOTT!!!
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and annonces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane man enouogh to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
Maybe not the funniest joke, however I did get a nice laugh out of it despite the subtle sexism within the punchline. But hey, she had it coming.
In other news, I went to see Angels & Demons last night at the Scotia Banque Theater and it was marvelous. I'm a sucker for mysteries surrounding religion and faith. Tom Hanks plays his part well even though there is no character evolution in this second installment. Once you see the ending, you will know why they called it Angels & Demons. It tackles the very thing that I love, the fact that no one human is simply just good nor evil. The film also stars Ewan McGregor as Father Camerlengo and Ayelet Zurer as Dr. Vittoria Vetra. I rated the movie below and I urge you to go see it if you're a huge fan of the Da Vinci Code. By the way, do you believe in the existence of good and evil as a belief? Would love to hear from you on that subject.
My rating for Angel & Demons:
By the way, I can't wait because next week I am getting a new game for Playstation 3 by the name of inFAMOUS. The plot is along the lines of that of a comic book hero. A simple bike messenger named Cole who gets sucked into a huge explosion granting him unbelievable power which could either save the ravaged city around him or destroy it even further. With its hardcore parkour moves and detailed graphics, I really think my eyes are gonna get an instant orgasm. Comes out May 26th.
Song of the week is down below.Aw man, BIG props to Kelly Rowland who stepped through the boundaries and barriers of the music industry to team up with David Guetta on this little number. Enjoy guys!
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and annonces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane man enouogh to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
Maybe not the funniest joke, however I did get a nice laugh out of it despite the subtle sexism within the punchline. But hey, she had it coming.
In other news, I went to see Angels & Demons last night at the Scotia Banque Theater and it was marvelous. I'm a sucker for mysteries surrounding religion and faith. Tom Hanks plays his part well even though there is no character evolution in this second installment. Once you see the ending, you will know why they called it Angels & Demons. It tackles the very thing that I love, the fact that no one human is simply just good nor evil. The film also stars Ewan McGregor as Father Camerlengo and Ayelet Zurer as Dr. Vittoria Vetra. I rated the movie below and I urge you to go see it if you're a huge fan of the Da Vinci Code. By the way, do you believe in the existence of good and evil as a belief? Would love to hear from you on that subject.
My rating for Angel & Demons:
By the way, I can't wait because next week I am getting a new game for Playstation 3 by the name of inFAMOUS. The plot is along the lines of that of a comic book hero. A simple bike messenger named Cole who gets sucked into a huge explosion granting him unbelievable power which could either save the ravaged city around him or destroy it even further. With its hardcore parkour moves and detailed graphics, I really think my eyes are gonna get an instant orgasm. Comes out May 26th.
Song of the week is down below.Aw man, BIG props to Kelly Rowland who stepped through the boundaries and barriers of the music industry to team up with David Guetta on this little number. Enjoy guys!
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